Solana · $EXCAT
DOGE'S EX
She doesn't want him back.
She wants his market cap.
such ex. much better.
very market cap. wow.
FVtGJwH4CPBMxZfvmxjMGyXjXHDTXpRS2sNqx4dupumpSame cat. Bigger plans.
DOGE thought she was gone.
He was wrong.
She didn't come back for closure.
She didn't come back for DOGE.
She came back for his market cap.
Same cat. Bigger plans.
Some cats cry after a breakup. This one buys the dip.
Unbothered. Overdressed. Over DOGE.
good gains only.
she bought the dip.
he didn't meet them.
Parody file. All charges are fictional and self-reported.
The $EXCAT chronicles
Cat Season · Act I
She stopped answering DOGE. The coffee stayed hot, the standards went higher, and $EXCAT made the list.
Cat Season · Act II
Different view. Same energy. She didn't leave the timeline — she upgraded it.
Cat Season · Act III
Only checking the chart. DOGE can keep watching — cat season has already started.
Buy $EXCAT
She's entitled to half.
The cat meta has paperwork now.
The Arcade
Every dog has its day. Cats have nine lives. Survive the trenches, dodge the rugs, get on the board.
No baggage. Just ambition.
Good cats. Better views. Bigger plans.
Same cat. The plans got global.
Live · Community pool
Send SOL to the community wallet. Allocation follows your share of the pool.
Contribution wallet
3WkAvtCz1dqdR1ahsdEfzAQVVjxWAkM97x2WTvyTKqi2Min contribution
0.1 SOL
Max contribution
0.5 SOL
Chain
Solana
When the pool fills
One single buy from the funded wallet buys out the full pump.fun graduation — 100%. Any leftover SOL is refunded, and every contributor receives a proportional allocation based on their counted share of the pool.
Pool filled
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Contributors · allocation share
Reading the chain…
Contributions are tracked automatically from the chain and refresh every minute. Only 0.1–0.5 SOL per wallet counts toward allocation; anything above the max is not counted. Allocation share = your counted SOL ÷ total counted SOL. When the pool is full, one buy from the funded wallet buys out the pump.fun graduation at 100%; leftover SOL is refunded and allocations are paid out proportionally. Not financial advice.
Live · The settlement tracker
She's entitled to half of DOGE's market cap. Watch her collect.
$EXCAT market cap
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Her half of DOGE
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Collected so far
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Not financial advice. Just paperwork.
Make it awkward yourself
Let it roll. Add your line. Spread the paperwork.
1 · Auto gallery · 1/10
2 · Format
3 · Let AI write the line
4 · Write your lines
The official diagnosis
Five questions. No therapy required.
Question 1 / 5
Your ex texts 'miss u' at 2am. You…
Relationship drama is temporary.
Memes are forever.
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